Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 20, 2017

This is the story of an old house down the street in which resides a giant ghost mouth whose diet consists of excessively inquisitive little girls.

-Mrs. Mudd, in a scrapped Ozy and Millie strip.

Perhaps Phoebe should ask the personnel at Oxford University who make their own dictionary.

Go to the library! You can find all sorts of answers to questions there. ;)

No Phoebe, what’s hard about summer is the heat and surviving it!

Is Marigold contorting in the last panel? It looks like her hindquarters are at a completely different angle to the rest of her.

English is weird.

I can’t remember if this is a rerun or not.

When my niece was very little, she knew what blood was. If it was currently exiting her body, she said she was blooding. If she was showing me a scab, she said it blooded. The English language is confusing and, good for Phoebe if she is trying to make sense of it!

If you were coughing while spinning in circles, would that make you a helicoughter?