Scary Gary by Mark Buford for October 13, 2010

You forgot “dank and dark,” Leopold!

It’s not karaoke night?

Can I get a little umbrella in my drink?

chex mix would be enough to make me leave

Instead of “Happy Hour,” do they have “Morbid Moment,” with Bloody Marys half price? I would think they’d also have “Monster Mash” on the jukebox.

Werewolf of London has more plays on the jukebox than Monster Mash.

I gotta auntie who looks lik dat troll

I prefer Bits and Bites… :[]

The barkeep makes a mean Zombie, though.

I asked the bartender to make me a Zombie, he said “God beat me to it”.

Nah. AC-DC’s “Highway to Hell” on the juke.