Bad Machinery by John Allison for July 10, 2017

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    seismic-2 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Has Lem’s disintegration fried the kids’ brains?

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    Pequod  over 7 years ago

    Petronius wasn’t in charge for long. Will the “Onion Family” also take a fast fall?

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    Squirrelchaser  over 7 years ago

    Teacher! Leave those kids alone!

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    Mickey 13  over 7 years ago

    Like a bad recurring dream, the memory of Catholic boarding school, cringing in my seat, sure the priest would call on me to congregate a verb. What do I carry with me 50 years later? “Semper fi” and “Carpe diem.”

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    scyphi26  over 7 years ago

    Will somebody fire this Latin teacher already?

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    Nuliajuk  over 7 years ago

    Is there an antidote to onions? Fresh sprigs of mint, perhaps?

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    Ushindi  over 7 years ago

    I don’t think I know the nominative plural present participle of anything! I used to be able to recite the entire “Cremation of Sam McGee” poem from memory, though, if that helps.

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