Get a Life by Tim Lachowski for May 10, 2018

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    Rogers George Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    According to Dear Abby (oh, at least 40 years ago), the three most common lies are 1. The check is in the mail; 2. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you; 3. My wife doesn’t understand me.

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 7 years ago

    The check’s in the mail, hey! You’re beautiful

    Don’t ever change you know what I mean

    My girl will call your girl we’ll talk, we’ll do lunch

    Or leave a message on my machine

    So baby won’t you sign on the dotted line

    I’m gonna make your dreams come true

    The check’s in the mail, would I lie to you?

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