Now are you sorry for all your misbehaving Poncho?
there must be someone outside of the city who hadn’t heard of Poncho’s willing to give him a walk
Hey, Poncho, we all know you pooped in the cat box during the big blizzard. Maybe you can learn to poop in the toilet, and flush! (I know it’s your water bowl, but these are difficult times.)
Poncho goes to the cafe by himself, take a hike pooch!
Okay, this is a pet peeve of mine, but just say “walk” instead of “walkies”, please.
Train him to use an Asian squat toilet.
You have only yourself to blame for enjoying the suffering of your masters and your years of constant evil.
I’d be giving him walkies. Walkies right out to that farm they’re always telling kids about when ask what happened to Fluffy.
Anyone else thinking of Robert Heinlein’s short story We Also Walk Dogs? That’s who they need; that company would take on anything.
He only ‘needs’ walkies because it is the easiest way to make the most trouble for his humans. Why be empathetic when you can be pathetic.
Take a tip from “Tootsie”: Adopt a new identity.
Get someone to drop off a box of Huggies® in Poncho’s size
July 26, 2014
alondra about 7 years ago
Now are you sorry for all your misbehaving Poncho?
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
there must be someone outside of the city who hadn’t heard of Poncho’s willing to give him a walk
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 7 years ago
Hey, Poncho, we all know you pooped in the cat box during the big blizzard. Maybe you can learn to poop in the toilet, and flush! (I know it’s your water bowl, but these are difficult times.)
WoodEye about 7 years ago
Poncho goes to the cafe by himself, take a hike pooch!
ACW1 about 7 years ago
Okay, this is a pet peeve of mine, but just say “walk” instead of “walkies”, please.
pcolli about 7 years ago
Train him to use an Asian squat toilet.
ShadowBeast Premium Member about 7 years ago
You have only yourself to blame for enjoying the suffering of your masters and your years of constant evil.
MeGoNow Premium Member about 7 years ago
I’d be giving him walkies. Walkies right out to that farm they’re always telling kids about when ask what happened to Fluffy.
Kaputnik about 7 years ago
Anyone else thinking of Robert Heinlein’s short story We Also Walk Dogs? That’s who they need; that company would take on anything.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 7 years ago
He only ‘needs’ walkies because it is the easiest way to make the most trouble for his humans. Why be empathetic when you can be pathetic.
Stephen Gilberg about 7 years ago
Take a tip from “Tootsie”: Adopt a new identity.
JP Steve Premium Member about 7 years ago
Get someone to drop off a box of Huggies® in Poncho’s size