Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 11, 2017

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    charliefarmrhere  over 7 years ago

    Some states use a light bar that has both red & blue lights. Back home in NY, blue only, was only used by volunteer fire departments, & law enforcement/ambulances only used red, or a combination of red & white.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 7 years ago

    He’s gonna “take you in,” all right….

    He’s a cop; you’re a doughnut and a cup of coffee.

    Do the math.

     

    PS … our city police cars have roof-mounted light bars, one end blue, the other red … they flash alternatively.

    This is from the local paper:

     

    http://www.pressdemocrat.com/csp/mediapool/sites/dt.common.streams.StreamServer.cls?STREAMOID=bW9M1Byu47pFLkrksl4XU8$daE2N3K4ZzOUsqbU5sYs30MWGUXnezkXepeW2Z68AWCsjLu883Ygn4B49Lvm9bPe2QeMKQdVeZmXF$9l$4uCZ8QDXhaHEp3rvzXRJFdy0KqPHLoMevcTLo3h8xh70Y6N_U_CryOsw6FTOdKL_jpQ-&CONTENTTYPE=image/jpeg

     

    Other police departments, like county sheriffs and the CHP, use different configurations…. some rotating, some stationary.

    Some light bars show mostly red from behind and blue in front, as you drive past…

    but they all seem to use both colors.

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    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    At least they’re not causing any trouble. It could have been dunkin’ disorderly.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Friends don’t let friends drive dunkin’.

    That’s what inspiration point is for.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Love the doughnut’s 0 face.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 7 years ago

    Dunkin’ while driving – sounds like a clear case of distracted driving.

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    Hippogriff  over 7 years ago

    No one noticed the lack of seat belts?

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    The coffee will spill on the policeman’s lap and he will sue for damages.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I can’t help wondering where the cuffs will go? Afterall, the donut’s not even driving.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    You know, though, it finally occurs to me- Look at the condition of that doughnut. I don’t believe a dunkin’ charge will stick. No grounds.

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    the coffee’s definitely in his cups…

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    K M  over 7 years ago

    America runs on, drunken.

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