Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 15, 2017

  1. Ytinav
    jreckard  over 7 years ago

    Yup, when he needed to have a quick answer, Mel came up blanc.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Get the fake bacon. It’s FACON!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    What is better than bacon?

    ( Aside from Crushing your enemies. Seeing them driven before you. Hearing the lamentations of their women. )

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    Qiset  over 7 years ago

    mmmm, bacon!

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    I sense some eDisharmony in their relationship. And, look at the size of that serving! E must mean extra.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    Should’ve gone with “sizzlean.”

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  7. Freedom
    bookworm0812  over 7 years ago

    Veggie bacon? Or at least turkey bacon? Veggie bacon is awful, but I don’t mind turkey bacon.

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  8. Triumph
    Daeder  over 7 years ago

    It’s not bacon it’s bitcon!

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    he is eating better – it’s bacon…

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