Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 08, 2017

Either hush up and eat, lad, or go to your room without anything on your plate nor in your stomach.

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

White meat or dark meat?

Yes, please.

“Who wanted the Turkey to be as yuuuge as possible?”

“You did, Dad.”

“Go to your room.”

How long ago was that turkey cooked? (dark meat please)

Both, but no drumsticks, please

Both with gravy and all the fixins’

White at dinner, dark for sandwiches

Ungrateful kid! I’ll take both and I love leftovers.

White meat. Dark meat has a tryptophanic effect on me, meaning it makes me sleepy. But don’t you all fall asleep answering today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

What were your leftovers?

Calvin probably wouldn’t complain if he were eating Pterodactyl.

Both white and dark meat.

This comic would have been best served around turkey day time. But then it may have been given the number repeats lately.