Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 03, 2017

{sigh/groan}

And that’s how you get out of it folks.

Tony asked, about 14 hours ago

Are you smart?

Yes.

Smart enough to decline MENSA’s (both the German and the English section) invitation to an expensive test after having done the free online one pretty good.

I’m with Peter. I need my glasses to find my glasses.

Just a certain part of me.

Depends on what you call smart.

@Tony:

Well, I’ve had people call me a smart(donkey), does that count? Maybe I can count of you all to answer today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Where’s your pen?

I didn’t ask my parents for help with my homework. I wanted to get it right.