Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 30, 2017

Somebody is a pyromaniac.

Is Miss Giffey okay?

Miss Giffey suffered some hot flashes…

Good Polly, Miss Molly sure like to fireball!

Molly and her Dolly must keep away from matches, by golly..

Is a Polly Dactyl what you get when a Pterodactyl signals the bird?

Does that qualify as a “burn”?

Molly needed Polly to blame, just as Calvin had Hobbes.

The forensicicist* in me says, “Wait a minute. You don’t think that maybe Polly had something to do with this, do you?”

* I had intended to write “Not a real word,” and then I went to the OED and … whaddayaknow?

Wanted, for the crimes of arson (three counts) and murder by arson, the Polly dolly Molly. If Polly will not yield Molly, she too shall be taken into custody as an accomplice to the aforementioned crimes, plus one misdemeanor charge of standing on the furniture. If on the other hand she does turn over the dolly, she may be exonerated.

The Pretty Little Dolly: http://tinyurl.com/y783fnbs

Molly-Polly-doodle-all-day with fire and sweet, sweet revenge.

Polly want a firecracker.

They always blame the doll. “Oh, they won’t think I’m crazy if I tell them the doll did it!” Got news for you, Sunshine. Saying the doll did it makes you look even more crazy. You’re going to have to come with us. To somewhere safe. Somewhere there isn’t any fire, and no dolls to light them.

Will they find a match for her?

Polly told Molly ’bout a thing she saw.Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.Wooly bully, wooly bully.Apologies to Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs.

“…NotMe…”

Pauleen want a Saltine..

The hellish among us, Mrs. Armriddle and Miss Giffey, must be punished. Dolly the Avenger!

Or as Robin the Boy Wonder would say, “Holy psychological transference!”

After she threw the match she felt lighter.

Molly the Torch

The liar who started a fire.