Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 19, 2017

And he’s a REAL AMERICAN HERO!!!

“Among” all of us, NOT “between”. Between is comparison of two. Among is for three or more.

No,no, I keep telling you Barbie ran off with Ken square pants!

Barbie hasn’t been the same since her date with the David Bowie Goblin King action figure, complete with action bulge in his pants.

I heard Barbie ran off with Midge after seeing those guys.

Barbie was feeling nostalgic and escaped with Big Jim in his cool sports camper.

It will take all of you working as a team – it takes that many men to keep a woman truly satisfied!

Don’t worry – GI Joe will emotionally and physically abuse her and she will crawl back to the “good guys” soon!

Yup, ran off with a REAL man!

That was predictable.

Guys, you’re better off without Barbie! Find yourselves a nice doll somewhere else.

That’s exactly how I played it out when I was little. Ken stayed packed away. My brother would get furious that I took his GI Joe and played dolls. Hahaaha! We’d compromise though, I let him blow my old dolls up with firecrackers. That was really fun!

So nice to see Ralph again.

Hilarious! Man-bun Ken! (Snerk!)

Male genitalia, no. Man-bun, yes!?!

Poor schmuck!

This bunch of wimps look typical of a lot of punks we see on TV – always wearing a t-shirt under a flannel, looking like they just got out of bed and have not shaved in 2 weeks. What pussies.

I worked in a Toy Department years ago, and I once saw “Star Trek” Barbie & Ken. It made me laugh quite a bit, because honestly I thought Ken looked better in his gold uniform shirt & black pants, than in any other outfit I’ve seen.