Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 04, 2017

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   about 7 years ago

    Even if you have to run ’em to ground and hog-tie ’em to do it!

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    Maybe, just once, I could be the king’s leer. They say it’s good to be the king.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    How could I amuse, gratify, or warm the heart of the galago chimera?

    Perhaps I could become the bits of flesh stuck between its teeth.

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    coltish1  about 7 years ago

    Heck of a Halloween mask, if you ask me.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’m high on life. I have a prescription. Sit here and pretend you were driving.

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    The Old Wolf  about 7 years ago

    Superb advice for life. Valid any day. Use freely. Charge nothing.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I’m happy if i can just make their lives a little more bearable.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Parade and BBQ today.

    Happy, happy, happy 4th everyone!

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    Eagleskies Premium Member about 7 years ago

    What big ears you have, Grandma!

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    William Neal McPheeters  about 7 years ago

    I’ve found that most people do not need encouragement to laugh at me??? It just sort of comes naturally.

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    William Neal McPheeters  about 7 years ago

    FREE DOGSNIFF!!!

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    Thomas R. Williams  about 7 years ago

    Yow!

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    Ray_C  about 7 years ago

    It sure beats letting a smile be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    And then the filthy, deplorable, ingrate commoners had the nerve to tell me that I didn’t own everything and that they weren’t going to let me rule them.

    ME! Their lord, their government, their sovereign!

    Cheeky monkeys!

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    INGSOC   about 7 years ago

    Plus ears to listen for anything unusual..

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Alcohol and fireworks. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 7 years ago

    Grandmother, what big ears you have…

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    Wilbur Garrod  about 7 years ago

    or a bat for a smilling girls face

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 7 years ago

    ;-) Smile and the World smiles with you.;-)

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    And maybe the sparkle in somebody else’s eye, if you can manage.

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    INGSOC   about 7 years ago

    A smile is a frown turned upside down..

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    Be the smile on someone else’s face?

    Heck; all the time! That’s the very least I do, More often, they break into hysterical laughter, too! I certainly cheer up their day (except for the select few who proceed to the Pity the Poor Lad stage). It does lead me to wonder, though.

    Oh, well. So, I’m a little different. That’s not a bad thing, is it?

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    INGSOC   about 7 years ago

    Lack personality, I suppose personality and an expression could become inherited through consistent association..

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