Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2017

All of this could’ve been avoided if Goat said BFFs.

Censor man is always so testy.

I would like to think Goat’s the one at fault… he made Pig go into that wacky rhyming scheme.

It took balls to draw that strip Pastis. Ball point pens.

Oh, some friend you are, Goat! The censor cuts out the two “testies” and you leave Pig holding the bag.

Which recalls that old question: if quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If you are not the tester you’re the testee.

Oh, balls!

If you must mention them, Pig, be brief about it.

Don’t be mean.

I’m reminded of a certain AC/DC song… :-D

When i picked up a large spider with my bare hands, my son said “he has balls” and my wife said" no..he’s nuts" and then I said “balls, nuts all the same”!

Great balls of firehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw7SBF-35Es

Testicles? Wasn’t he a Greek philosopher?

Pastis is probably writing all of these down.

Rocky Mountain Oysters!

Pig obviously never met Jodi Ernst.

What happened to the good old fashioned term “Best Friends”?

xxx

Were brass monkeys ever involved?

“Balls,” said the Queen, “if I had two, I’d be King!”

The CSC looks a little crooked, Pig — better guard your family jewels.

testes, testes, 1 , 2 , ….3?

maybe pig should inquire about how hard the exams are – about the test ease…

The student was extremely nervous at his thesis defense. The examiner tried to calm him.

“First question — What is the plural of thesis?”

Student looked blank.

“Come on now, what’s the plural of testis?”

Light dawned — “Oh! THESICLES!”

You know it’s contrived when Pastis starts pulling the characters’ best friends out of his ass.

In high school, a male teacher would give what he called “quizzies”. After one of them, a girl said, “If this is a quizzie, I wouldn’t want to see you testies!”. Then everyone started laughing, and she and the teacher both turned bright red.

I bet Comic Strip Censor Guy just lurks around the fringes of PBS all day, every day, just waiting for Cartoon-Boy to take one step too far. Two testies is just sort of toeing the line….

My students who have multiple tests on one day usually will say they have testies.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

Goat Goaded Pig

The spelling is testes.