Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 20, 2017

The two friends were destined to meet.

It’s a quark of fate.

TOP UP the glasses so he can CHARM his friend. Things will get STRANGE as they get DOWN to the BOTTOM of the bottle.

Quarkage fee?

I do hope the restaurant doesn’t practice any particular sort of discrimination.

That little guy may be tiny,

but he’s well connected in this state.

He can get the matter looked into,

cos he’s a well known constituent.

Judging by the size of his shnoz, (W.C. Fields would be jealous!) I’d say that atom likes to get smashed!

Now that’s a spooky entanglement!

his friend’s got quarky tastes… it’s hard to see what the attraction might be…

Valence is their only attraction.

To hell with that! C’mon atom, let’s split!

1) Don’t worry. That quarkage fee is only a fractional charge.

OR

2) I’m going to need to see some ID to verify your quarkage.