Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 21, 2010
Transcript:
woman: Tyr, you imbecile!! Tyr: aaa!! what? What?? woman: you're telling people we're dating?? Tyr: oh, well, perhaps I padded the truth a bit... woman: have you though how your wife might feel? Tyr: Ah, what she doesn't know won't hurt her. woman: But what she does know could hurt you... tyr: Do you smell lutefisk?
mrsullenbeauty about 14 years ago
I bet he’s wishing he was in a nice, cozy mine right about now.
zero about 14 years ago
I sure hope that’s the perspective angle of her approach & she’s not directly behind him…
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
She is indeed directly behind him. But not behind his behavior. He’s about to become very aware of his behind.
Jml58 about 14 years ago
Tyr´s wife is a giantess.
PlaidWolf about 14 years ago
She is the shortest giant in her family…but dont say that out loud…she is very sensitive to that sort of thing..
ottomaeshun about 14 years ago
I feel a flat Tyr coming on.
PierrePoirier about 14 years ago
I wonder if Tyr’s wife sings.
cwreenactor about 14 years ago
Uf da! (That’s Norse for “Oy vey!”)
MisngNOLA about 14 years ago
“She’s actual size but she seems much larger to me.”
taker48 about 14 years ago
I’m about 5’ 5” any lady that’s taller than me I’d avoid thank you
runar about 14 years ago
The jǫtunar, also called þursar, are not necessarily of great size. Most of the ones who play significant roles in the eddas and tales are of generally human proportions. Others are of great size (on one occasion, Þórr and his companions spent the night in what they thought was a cave, but was actually a giant’s glove) or monstrous in form. Those of the jǫtunar who mated with the Æsir were alike enough in form to be able to cross-breed.
On the other hand, only one item in Old Norse literature mentions Týr having a consort or a wife (the Lokasenna).
tsandl about 14 years ago
Lutefisk: the piece of cod that passeth all understanding