Monty by Jim Meddick for July 27, 2017

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    oldpine52  over 7 years ago

    Drown the little twerp Jarvis.

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    F-Flash  over 7 years ago

    Benz me, shape me, any way you want me. Another one for Jarvis!

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    F-Flash  over 7 years ago

    Oh Lord want you buy me a Mercedes …………………………. Benz.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Had high hopes the kid would drown. Then they were dashed to bits.

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    Bobongo  over 7 years ago

    Benz? I figured this kid for a Bentley.

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    NRHAWK Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Worked hard all my life time…no help from my friends.

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    RWill  over 7 years ago

    He got the Mercedes bends (uh!)

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    commerce1943  over 7 years ago

    Bumper sticker: We childproofed the house…but they got in anyway.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    O brave, soggy Jarvis! How impulsive thou art!

    One lucky thing for you, you dear, wet, Gentleman’s Gentleman, is that Young Master has definitely lost weight: I suspected it before, and today I am sure. Sedgie is no longer so rotund as he used to be! So, he is easier for you to rescue….

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    pam Miner  over 7 years ago

    Sedgie is so homely. I bet his parents felt guilty when they 1st saw him, ah maybe They could get a plastic surgeon to fix those livery fleshy lips and bob his nose, at least.When you are Filthy rich you don’t have to stay ugly. To not do it would be child abuse. If they don’t, he will go feral on them and what would THAT look like?

    Stinking rich is a crime, or got that way by crime, and having a lot of people over the globe living in abject poverty seems lie a crime too, Then again, expecting people to take care of you when you could get a job, that is a crime too.Then too hungry malnourished kids and allowing THEY to make sure your parent and grandparents can only afford to eat cat food is a crime.

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