Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 06, 2017

If I saw a raccoon dancing in my backyard I’d call 911 to report a rabid animal. Sorry, RJ.

Get big enough, and they’ll call you a kangaroo.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/CHP-hops-on-calls-of-kangaroos-by-the-side-of-11728434.php

Let’s not forget the “Trash Panda” incident….

On May 17th last year, he was called a “?OO#$!! Trash Panda”.

We don’t need no badgers. I don’t have to show you any stinking badgers.

While back there were numerous reports of ‘phantom’ kangaroos. They were never caught, but seen all over urban areas.

Backpack? ‘Super floss’? What reference am I missing?