Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 13, 2017

And negotiations begin for the terms of divorce.

I wonder how much money this will cost. And who is paying it.

The little pischer’ll plow through that before supper time and then heave it all when he sees the broccoli piled high on his plate, with Nooo sympathy from mom or dad !!!

Is mom going to laugh or help him secede?

You’re crazy, Calvin! If I could choose any place in the world to go, it sure would not be the Yukon!

Calvin: the first Brexiteer.

Dreamed I was an EskimoFrozen wind began to blowUnder my boots ’n around my toeFrost had bit the ground belowIt was a hundred degrees below zero

You can go anywhere you like but you’re not allowed to cross a street

If Calvin seceded from my family, I would be doing cartwheels.

The kind of Mom that grounds Calvin.

That makes perfect sense to me.

Today’s Calvin Creation

https://ibb.co/nDuggv

Yukon, Ho!

In “North to Alaska,” Johnny Horton sings about building a honeymoon cottage near Nome. Not for my wife. She’d take one look and it would be a “divorce cottage.” How, Hawaii, that’s something else.

How would a tiger fare in the Yukon?

Hilarius!She still has to pack his bag

Hey Calvin, you should have asked for the packed lunches before declaring your intentions to secede.

Remember, Mom: LOTS of tuna fish sandwiches!