Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 17, 2017

She might as well hold both sides up at once, to continuer her reading. Gary and his conspiracy theories are a pain in the rear, and he won’t take “Maybe” for an answer.

If your feet are about two thirds in front of your ankles and one third behind, you may live on Ballard Street.

At least, Gary should read the comics.

Gary should start telling Heloise about that new widow woman that moved in down the street. You know the one that has to touch him when she talks with him and seems to have a Swedish accent, and likes to regale him with her stories of her past career as a model for that famous gentleman’s magazine.I bet he get’s more that one word out of her….and I bet that he won’t want to hear them.

No is the shortest answer.

Shirley is accomplished at sign language.

If you are into high-waters and oxfords, you might live on Ballard Streat.

Gary ought to change his name to Curt.

With only nineteen (OK, now twenty) comments, not many people are talking (typing) today.