Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 24, 2017

Andy is the one who is so picky and unreasonable… he just won’t admit it.

He’s a bad ref, Andy was only offside, that’s why he ‘caught’ the ball. The goalie was stupid for trying to yank the ball off Andy…!

Aye sure and it’s part of the bein’ unreasonable that you are unreasonable about being unreasonable.

When are the refs going to do something about the players getting a little bump and then falling on the ground, moaning, and rolling around like they’re having a kidney removed with a dull spoon? After the drama queen gets a little TV time, he jumps up and scampers off with no ill effects.

One of my all-time favorite Andy episodes was one where Andy was muttering to himself after a ref had tossed him out. Then he says to himself, “Wait, don’t be bitter, lad. Think of all the people who’ve never done yer harm.” He looks at the reader: “There must be MILLIONS of ’em!”

Nice have comments today & no explanations. Hope it continues!

Bashing the Goalie should have earned him a Red Card.

xxx

@Afficionado

It’s OK, I had already read your comment.

I always sleep on my side because it’s uncomfortable lying on my back.

That’s truly frightening. I have dreams where my teeth are falling out which is a fear of getting older or low self esteem. Both are right about me. But I haven’t had one of those dreams for ages now.

I do have a lot of falling dreams where I wake up with a start. Those are frightening.

I’m donating blood tomorrow at 6pm (7pm for you) Please keep me in your thoughts.

Saw two deer and a fawn while out walking yesterday.