“You’ve still got that special something, Opal.”
To me, now Opal is like the Tin Man: no heart.
Sorry, I don’t have an oil can. How about I just dump this bottle of cooking oil over you?
Or would the stuff in the kitchen grease trap be okay?
I know how you feel Earl. But a good swift kick in the pants can’t hurt (much) either.
I guess if it worked we could consider it a Kickstarter campaign.
A little sympathy would be nice too. Help the old geezer up and get him moving.
He would have to get up for that kick.
At least he’s not Tik-Tok from the Oz books, or he wouldn’t even be able to talk
There’s a new spray oil for a senior’s aches and pain – WD80 – specifically formulated for octogenarians.
A cup of strong coffee (taken internally) works wonders.
What I always wondered is why is he rusting at all if he really is made of tin?
I stagger like a drunk when I get out of bed!
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David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 7 years ago
“You’ve still got that special something, Opal.”
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
To me, now Opal is like the Tin Man: no heart.
x_Tech about 7 years ago
Sorry, I don’t have an oil can. How about I just dump this bottle of cooking oil over you?
x_Tech about 7 years ago
Or would the stuff in the kitchen grease trap be okay?
alondra about 7 years ago
I know how you feel Earl. But a good swift kick in the pants can’t hurt (much) either.
derdave969 about 7 years ago
I guess if it worked we could consider it a Kickstarter campaign.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 7 years ago
A little sympathy would be nice too. Help the old geezer up and get him moving.
e.groves about 7 years ago
He would have to get up for that kick.
Reaven about 7 years ago
At least he’s not Tik-Tok from the Oz books, or he wouldn’t even be able to talk
nosirrom about 7 years ago
There’s a new spray oil for a senior’s aches and pain – WD80 – specifically formulated for octogenarians.
SunflowerGirl100 about 7 years ago
A cup of strong coffee (taken internally) works wonders.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
What I always wondered is why is he rusting at all if he really is made of tin?
Number Three about 7 years ago
I stagger like a drunk when I get out of bed!
xxx
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago
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