Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 22, 2010

This would be funny if it wasn’t so freaking true!

Okay, the Senator’s name is Batsen D. Belfry, the lawyer’s name escapes me.

The dog’s reason was a lot better than the lawyer’s.

Reminds of the ads where they say “Have you been in an…..”, or “Were you exposed to…….”.

then call 1-800-AMBULANCE CHASER.

\\//_

Doppelspammerflaggen!

To everyone who beats up on lawyers, I have two wishes:

That someday you need a lawyer. That you get one who is as corrupt and incompetent as you seem to think all lawyers are.

WaitingMan, it’s true: Everyone hates lawyers until they need one.

…but they DO make for some really funny jokes! :)

I was going down the highway and saw a billboard for the law firm of Crook & Swindell. It’s the truth too! I think their office is in Raleigh.

…And when they get into politics, they really ARE funny jokes.

Get rid of all lawyers then there will never be a need for one. Because lawyers turn into politicians who pass laws that perpetuate the need to hire a lawyer in the first place. P.S. all lawyer jokes are true especially the ones concerning pond scum!

I think by now everyone knows the 4 reasons research labs stopped using rats for experiments?

WaitingMan - I know that it is the villains that say “First we kill all of the lawyers” in Shakespeare’s Henry VI, part 2, but I do have a real complaint about our current system and attorneys.

I find it a bad thing for our political system to be so dominated by the legal profession. If you take the top tiers of State and Federal governance in all 3 branches I believe that you will find law school attendees in the 70-90 percentiles. The temptation to believe that this leads to servants becoming the masters as in Swift’s “Flappers” is overwhelming.

I forget the first name but there is a lawyer in Easton, PA by the name of Duh!!! Office is right on US22. If it isn’t Easton, then it is the Jersey town just over the line.

Unfortunately, the dog got run over by the ambulance.

always remember: your judges are all lawyers. your supremes are all judges. nearly all congress is lawyers. the president is a lawyer. all hail the 3 Seperate branches of the US government, all members of one union, too: the ABA. heh. now, doesn/t that make it easier to poke fun at ´em?

Until lawyers disavow those of their accomplices who give the ‘profession’ a bad name, I’ll continue to believe most layers ARE slimy pickpockets….worse than spammers, even.