Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 26, 2010

Direct snap to the Ghost - an obvious attempt to confuse the apparition…I mean opposition.

Looks like Marty took his treehouse wih him to Jefferson. That play was so exciting his left ear exploded.

To Hector: What personal foul. Ghost is inbounds and the MILFS are not in the No Fun League. Jeff High’s tinderbox, er pressbox makes Moonpie feel right at home. Moon looks cold. Kerosene, match anyone.

P1 & P3 … looks like they plexiglass pannels surounding the field. I guees the NHL knows where to go for the Winter Classic later this year … Jefferson High.

A brilliant play call by new Milford offensive coordinator Mike Martz, who has decided never to let a quarterback pass the ball again.

Looks like they ran right-must have flip-flopped the linemen or maybe the milkshakes worked after all.

Yeah, yeah, but where are Gil and Mimi’s kids? Buried beneath the summer golf course? Have Gil and Mimi filed an Amber report? ATTENTION: Neal Rubin and Rod Whigham, where are the !@#$%^&* kids? Do you have them? What are you doing with them? You have held us Gil Thorp fans too long in suspense!

With Gil and Mimi salaries, those kids are probably off in private school. Milford’s public schools are a mess.

In P1, looks like the Jeff punter has one leg shorter than the other.

And I’ve never seen a ball punted with the nose at 90 degrees instead of straight on.

Looks like Gil has added the Wild Lark to the offense.

…or the equally hard to defend Mudcat formation.

This gimmick might propel them into the playdowns.