The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 14, 2017

What, no app on your smart phone for that?

here comes the finger

Hope this doesn’t start a digital revolution.

Once again, the Japanese are way ahead of Leo on this one.

Use your tie Leo.

Maybe his waste was solid enough he can get away with not wiping!

You tube.

can’t spare a square

I have a roll of TP in my desk. This is a reality at my office.

Where are the three seashells? (Demolition Man ,1993)

He only needs 3 squares. One up, one down, one to polish. (Lister’s eulogy to Rimmer)

Duck walk to save a duck!

Don’t you just love it when an executive weenie’s decisions come back to bite him in the * * * !

You look over and discover there’s no TP so you have to go get some more. You do that embarrassing little shuffle with your pants around your ankles. And everyone in Walgreens is staring at you.

The “going paperless” movement runs head-on into a much more durable form of movement.

This is why they make bidets.

The most important paper!

Use your hand!

If no one else is around, he could always waddle to the next stall!

Okay, I’ll buy the porcelain chair filled with water, I’ll even believe they build a whole room around that one chair, but what’s the roll of paper for?

Reminds me of a French commercial:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13GTbEW0bco