Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 04, 2017

What about fixing knocked-knees? Is that also a service of The Nacho Rocket Turtleneck Tooter Hotel.

No geese. What if it’s a companion goose?

What if I have a bow-legged self-oiling goose?

Just added a pinch of salt to the eggs,.

The last of the twenty bucks a night for a room. This is my favorite dive and flop till you drop joint to black out for awhile. WAKE UP sucker and don’t give the maid no crap in a small lotion bottle, complementary, and on her.

I want to know more about the sanitary flies. What are they for??

Are they wardrobe-related? Is there a performance space? Or is it just insects?

Who sealed off the path of Christian conquest? They’re a little late.

You can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant.

What do you mean no ducks allowed?

I long for hermetically sealed cartoons. FREE DOGSNIFF

What hotel ad wants people to check in to pinch a loaf? Must be people returning from all-you-can-eat buffets. I hope they have commercial-grade toilets.

Teresa, whatever you just did; do some more of it.

I love the name!

The Nacho Rocket

Turtleneck Tooter Hotel.

☆☆☆☆

Sure beats The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel all to hell!

Hmm. I think I’d prefer Best Western, or even Hampton Inns. The advert for this joint is far too busy!