C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for October 23, 2010

Spanx for Men, now there’s a concept.

Donna sees what interests her. A cross-bow might be a very dangerous weapon in close quarters; whose life shall he take?

I didn’t even know what it was - but they have Spanx for men. Too rich for my blood even if it might help my belly.

yeeep?

“Stand, if thou be a man! Lay on, and DEATH to him who first cries ‘quarter!’” would have neen more effective. “I shall take thy life!” is just kinda…unimaginative, coming from this guy.

When the parole officer specifies; “no firearms…” I once had a taxi customer show me his new crossbow. Beautiful piece of workmanship. He said his old one “wasn’t strong enough for mountain lion.” There’s a sport. Lion ain’t gonna give you time to reload a crossbow, so you’d better get it right the first time. He was a Viet Nam, Medal of Honor, vet.

Given a chouce between facing a gun or a crossbow, I’d take the gun.

They thought he looked hot when they were checking him out through the window, now she’s saying he needs spanx? I don’t get it.

They never said he looked hot. The most Mona said was “Not bad”, and Donna said he looked kinda like Lucas, but fatter. It was the commentators here (not specifically Commentator) who assumed he was going to be hot.