Coming Soon đ At the beginning of April, youâll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 30, 2010
Transcript:
Zipper: So where's this dream farm going to be, Zonker? Zonker: Well, eventually, some place in Humboldt. Short term, I'll probably have to use my parents' backyard. Zipper: And you think your folks will be cool with that? Zonker: Positive. Parents love it when you move back in! Man: You've GOT to vote no! Woman: Please - we're begging you! Neighbor: Hmm...
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
I can see it coming. Itâs like the âBradley Effectâ, lying racist white voters telling the pollsters theyâre âcoolâ, and then flippinâ in the booth.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
If Zonker moves back home, his parents are going to need all the legal mood altering substances they can get their hands on.
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 14 years ago
Parents are never all that thrilled when children move back in. Once children leave to live their lives we hope their lives will being them home for visits; but that they never will need to move back in. We want them to thrive on their own!
3hourtour Premium Member over 14 years ago
..I say start his patch in Honey Dew or GarbersvilleâŠ
rotts over 14 years ago
Ach du lieber! Sechstuppelspammerflaggen!
Mythreesons over 14 years ago
You might have gotten the early spammers as they are all gone, but I just got one posted 17 minutes ago. Sorry, all you folks that hate posters who brag they flagged, but just had to this time. By the way, have you missed me? Router trouble and no service for last ten days. This is new arc for me and donât know what is going on.
cdhaley over 14 years ago
Itâs not racism or the generation gap thatâs discouraging, but the spectacle of Zonkâs parents appealing to neighbors for help managing their son. âWhat have we done to deserve this?â they seem to ask. The answer is obvious, even to strangers who donât care whether pot is legalized or not: these parents have never treated their child like a responsible adult, and now they want the laws to cope with him as they couldnât.
A perverse way of acknowledging that your son has grown up: making him out to be a criminal so you donât have to take him back into your home.
T Gabriel Premium Member over 14 years ago
It seems that this is one of the first or actually THE first time weâve seen Zonkâs ârents. Back in the Vietnam days he appeared on campus as the hippy foil to the Vietnam vet. Over the years he has continued the role. Now he is campaigning to end what has been a forty or fifty year study in frustration for the folks who want to control every aspect of our lives. Legalizing Mary is actually the only answer to ending what has been a long-term disaster.
I knew several good men who were crushed by the system in the late 60s and early 70s whose only âcrimeâ was doing a little smoke. I also know several not so good men who carried booze in their canteens (we carried 4 or 5 and they had one with Old Dan) who were drunk enough to not be able to make good decisions when the time came for such things.
I would much rather have a pot-smoking child than what I saw the other day here in my neck of the woods: A twenty-nine year old on his dozenth or so drunk driving charge who had killed a couple of people in a head on crash while his was too drunk to walk so he drove.
You folks (you know who you are) who whine for limited gummint interference in your lives do not seem to mind the ultimate gummint interference when it suits your warped sense of justice.
cdhaley over 14 years ago
@legacyshooter
Not having seen (as you have) the damage done by interdicting pot, I canât speak for or against Prop 19. I have to rely on the judgment of those whom weâve elected to enforce the law, from police chiefs to Attorney General Holder.
I canât tell what you mean by âthe ultimate gummint interference.â Busting somebody for using marijuana seems a far cry from executing a murderer or facilitating an abortionâ-two necessary and appropriate examples, it seems to me, of âultimate government interference.â
cdhaley over 14 years ago
âWhen men do not live under a recognized power to keep them all in awe, they are in a condition of warâ-war of every man against every other man ⊠In such condition, there is no place for industry (because the fruits thereof are uncertain), no use of navigation or of imports, no building, no exploration (because leaving home is dangerous), no account of time (because no communal calendar), no arts, no letters, no society ⊠but only that which is worst of all: continual fear and danger of violent death. And the life of man solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.â
Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan (1651)
asa4ever over 14 years ago
If we lived in a perfect world we wouldnât need a government, but we donât. If our federal government would just do its job according to the Constitution with its very limiting powers we would not be in the mess we are in.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
Any law that isnât or canât be enforced diminishes the credibility of law in general.
Iâd have used quotes, but am not sure of exact wording. Heinlein, I think?
Dragoncat over 14 years ago
Zonker, itâs like the old sayingâŠ
âYou canât go home againâ.