Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 29, 2017

Now it generates gas instead of guzzling it.

Heh heh, yeah! But don’t forget you get to keep the milk, too… :-)

Fine for “moo-ing” those huge lawns….

but if you’re late for a meeting in town, or you have to get to the hospital in a hurry…

you’ll be having a cow!

That cow must be the high end model with the horns. But, where is the cup holder?

He saves some on fertilizer as well.

Soon to be pulled over by the PETA police.

It is not a Toro moo-er, it is a Vaca

Grass catcher included

Even less trouble would be to mow it once a year. With a match.

the neighbor knows he’s full of bull…