Can’t remember what show I heard the line from, but when young boys asked an older man how he could talk so boldly to his wife, the man replied: “When you come to the realization that sex is no longer part of the equation you can say anything you damn well please!”
The Sun came out yesterday for the first time in days here in East Texas. Harvey dumped 50+ inches of rain in some places, and seems like just yesterday that the state was undergoing a historic drought.
In my opinion, Diets are a waste of time. I don’t intend to go on one unless a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL says I should. Adele (the singer) has the same opinion.
Also, remember there is NO safe answer to "Does this (pick an item) make me look(pick a negative adjective regarding weight, age, appearance, or style).
Templo S.U.D. about 7 years ago
Andy needs a bandaged nose for that… either form that fellow or from Flo.
LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 7 years ago
Andy isn’t stupid about that stuff, he just isn’t smart enough to follow his own advise. :-)
William Pursell about 7 years ago
Ahh the truth of the phrase “Discretion is the better part of Valor”.
Egrayjames about 7 years ago
Can’t remember what show I heard the line from, but when young boys asked an older man how he could talk so boldly to his wife, the man replied: “When you come to the realization that sex is no longer part of the equation you can say anything you damn well please!”
Sandfan about 7 years ago
Unfortunately for this guy, his wife seems to be able to punch her weight.
Sandfan about 7 years ago
The Sun came out yesterday for the first time in days here in East Texas. Harvey dumped 50+ inches of rain in some places, and seems like just yesterday that the state was undergoing a historic drought.
joefearsnothing about 7 years ago
…and “I thought you were getting your hair done while you were out”!
Godfreydaniel about 7 years ago
“Does this rolling pin make me look fat?”
Number Three about 7 years ago
Wow. That was harsh!
In my opinion, Diets are a waste of time. I don’t intend to go on one unless a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL says I should. Adele (the singer) has the same opinion.
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Vizungu about 7 years ago
Andy Capp, Esq.: Marriage Counsellor
Ed Brault Premium Member about 7 years ago
Also, remember there is NO safe answer to "Does this (pick an item) make me look(pick a negative adjective regarding weight, age, appearance, or style).
tad1 about 7 years ago
When you’re married, any answer is the wrong answer.