Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 25, 2017

Is that a Google map marker on his chest? You’d think he’d look like the little yellow Street View puppet.

Is that the evil Professor Shriner-Hat?

I just discovered Omnipresent Man’s secret! He’s a fake! He’s really several people who look alike and wear this shirt:

https://www.zazzle.com/omnipresent_man_shirt-235288322063517583

This is almost verbatim of things Stan Lee has said.