FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 10, 2010

actully i like the cut and i could realy use pizza

He should have put a bowl over his head first.

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Yep, Peter has priorities but when he goes to school, those may end up being ‘adjusted’. A full stomach is a temporary thing but a haircut is lasts much longer! I think that Peter is due for a buzz-cut!

I go to a barber shop because someone I know cuts hair there. It reminds me of the way barbershops were in the 1950s. Unfortunately the standard haircut also looks like the 1950s. I won’t have to go back until sometime next February.

locks of love gets a “ponytail”

My wife has cut my hair for almost 20 years but she never lets me buy pizza!

That is a tough choice, haircut or pizza? Pizza!

Dad is pretty clueless he’ll probably never notice.

Well, he could always have my hair - and then he’d never have to go to the barber. Of course, as a teen, he’d be mortified… And he probably wouldn’t get the pizza, either.

Barbers are still around, so are bleeding and leeches.

Considering that Peter wears his baseball cap all the time, surely most people - including Dad - won’t even notice the state of his hair. In fact, have we ever seen Peter with his cap off before? I can’t recall if I have.

So, you think Roger spies on peter in the shower? Creepy.

he looks like a mad man

I think this is the first time I’ve seen Peter without his hat…..

Night-Gaunt49 - I’m pretty sure that it was Michael Palin as the murderous barber and Terry Jones as the unwitting customer. Michael played a recording of the man getting his haircut because he was afraid of hair. What he really wanted to be was… (cue Canadian Mounted Police Choir)

as i said he is mad