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Grab him and lock him up in chains in the basement dungeon, Monty, until he agrees to replace the rug for free and throws in the Turbo-Sukk 5000 as a bonus. Your dungeon is fully equipped, isn’t it? If not, I just happen to have these Acme Dungeon Supplies for sale at a great price for a limited time only! Let me show you….
CarlHeckman over 7 years ago
One of my parents’ former dachshunds knew how to get rid of annoying salesmen (an encyclopedia salesman, in this case): Pee on their shoes.
shamino over 7 years ago
… And that’s when I shot him, your honor….
Doctor Toon over 7 years ago
I sold vacuum cleaners for a while
Never needed to bring my own dirt, every house has plenty
Some people with very nice and clean houses were surprised at how much dirt they had
I liked those people, they are the ones who buy expensive vacuums
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Salesman was trying to sell me books and I asked if he had some on witchcraft, he hemmed hawwed and left!!
F-Flash over 7 years ago
My mom bought a RexAir vacuum from a door to door salesman,this thing did everything as well as vacuum. It was still working 30yrs. later.
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
Now you can use the carpet to roll him up in…
NatureBatsLast over 7 years ago
Reminds me of current mammal President.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
Grab him and lock him up in chains in the basement dungeon, Monty, until he agrees to replace the rug for free and throws in the Turbo-Sukk 5000 as a bonus. Your dungeon is fully equipped, isn’t it? If not, I just happen to have these Acme Dungeon Supplies for sale at a great price for a limited time only! Let me show you….