Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 14, 2017

Um… at least he didn’t say, “intensive porpoises.”

Tony asked, about 4 hours ago

Do you speaky the English?

Better than Elliot, that’s for sure.

OK – not a very high threshold or any at all.

Elliot must of just discovered how unwielding English is. Good thing it’s easy for you and I.

He’d just assume not think about it.

I’ll be that kid doesn’t even put his dirty clothes in the hamster.

English…no I speak Americanism. It changes as the years go by!!!

Yes, very goodly.

Maybe. A little. With notes. I mishear more than I misspeak.

Probably learned English reading comments section of comics pages.

English was not my first language. It was GooGooGawGaw.

@Tony

I speak English most goodly. French too.

English was my third language, but I speak and write better than most. It seems like they just don’t care enough to do it right.

Love the malapropisms. He should take lessons from the best though, Archie Bunker. He’d call a eulogy a urology and vice versa. “Present company suspected,” Groinocologist for gynecologist, etc.

I think Elliot should have said, “I could care less.”

Granite between the ears.

Interesting. They used the exact same dialog on their Nov. 27, 2012, strip, but just drawn slightly differently. http://www.gocomics.com/daddyshome/2012/11/27

in his case, he’s not far off. the kids got rocks in his head. (sorry. got pizza in my other hand)