Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 10, 2017

Sound the trumpet,

Blow the horn,

The Kazoo player will now preform.

Don’t blow, blowing out your own instruments.

Is this one of those commercials for the New Deity 2000?

How many claps to one round of frog applause?

Then again, who gives a hootenanny?

The kazoolessness I can fix, but I think I’m stuck with my hyperplastic prostate. (I’m not an inferior deity, but I play one in my mind. That way I can pick and choose which prayers to answer. Like some superior deities.)

The Society Of Daemon Defenders & Other Fustian Footstompers* is gonna be excreta’d off about this.

* SODDOFF

Deity… too… lame… must… strengthen… stream…

A prayer to aim well..

I laugh at your kazooless kabuki.

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From Joan Crawford’s IMDb page: “I love playing b******. There’s a lot of b**** in every woman – a lot in every man.”

May I recommend the short novel “Yellow River” by I.P. Freely.

Oh! The 2018 models are in. They have kazoos and optimized streaming, standard!

This does not speak to me. Obviously. I do not have an inferior, kazooless, weak-urine-streamed deity.

But I am profoundly overjoyed to see deity spelled correctly. I have seen in print and on the screens themselves of countless electronic devices too many false “dieties”! Oh, the horror! Such a frisson!

Have mercy on my lameness, O Superior Deity!

NOOOO!