Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 21, 2017

So… uh… Andy’s is just going to bench himself?

If the ref doesn’t see him then ‘no harm no foul’!

Aye sure and that’s tellin’ ’im ref!

There’s no foul if you don’t get caught.

…An old-school football ‘ooligan, Guv’nor!

That opposition player in panel 3 is seeing his life flash before his eyes.

My A/C quit cooling yesterday, and it’s still 90+ every day here in Texas, so I’m going to have to call the repairman. Pretty sure it’s a Freon leak that will be simple to fix, but replacing the coolant will be hideously expensive. Freon these days is $80 a pound. It’s like I’m calling a drug dealer who delivers.

Off to the pub then.

xxx

Asking Andy to be civil? Talk about unreasonable expectations!