Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 28, 1998
Transcript:
Alice: No way, Jan! No way I'm entrusting an investment adviser with my money! Joanie: Why not, Alice? Alice: Performance! S&P index funds perform much better! And at a lower cost! Joanie: Now, Alice... Alice: Jean, have you looked at managed portfolios over the last 10 years? The market beat 87% of them! 87%! Joanie: Alice, where do you get all this? Alice: The streets. We've had a huge influx of brokers. Joanie: How handy.