Natural selection is still at the top of the list, though. Lung disease caused by cheese powder after eating 5 bags of cheddar-flavored chips a day for 10 years. Heart attacks while eating mega-burgers at the Heart Attack Grill. Anything that involves “here, hold my beer.” Or, the new classic – trying to cross the street while texting on a smartphone.
Here’s a stupid one: I once started choking from a drink of water that for some reason got lodged in my throat – and in the total airway obstruction means in which I learned in First Aid. While it was happening I remembered thinking that if I self-induced the Heimlich Maneuver but to no success, eventually I’d pass out but that’d be ok because it wouldn’t be long before my throat would relax and the water would dissipate. The result is I’d then come too soon enough. But by the same token, I also remember thinking, “Well, THIS is a stupid way to die!”
Ida No over 6 years ago
Natural selection is still at the top of the list, though. Lung disease caused by cheese powder after eating 5 bags of cheddar-flavored chips a day for 10 years. Heart attacks while eating mega-burgers at the Heart Attack Grill. Anything that involves “here, hold my beer.” Or, the new classic – trying to cross the street while texting on a smartphone.
Anters55 over 6 years ago
Here’s a stupid one: I once started choking from a drink of water that for some reason got lodged in my throat – and in the total airway obstruction means in which I learned in First Aid. While it was happening I remembered thinking that if I self-induced the Heimlich Maneuver but to no success, eventually I’d pass out but that’d be ok because it wouldn’t be long before my throat would relax and the water would dissipate. The result is I’d then come too soon enough. But by the same token, I also remember thinking, “Well, THIS is a stupid way to die!”
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Way.