Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 02, 2017

Eye can’t see!

He’s Popeye the Sucker Man!

As someone who has Rat as their Chinese zodiac sign, I too would advise anyone to not help Pig.

Now tell him about “nose candy.”

Poor Pig! He’s the original All Day Sucker!

Now get an eyeball tattoo. Because they make so much sense!

Suckers are in the eye of the beholder?

I thought candy made you overweight, not blind.

Yeah, let him learn the hard way

How is Pig still alive?

Pig must have been one of those knuckleheads who applied sunblock to his eyes in order to watch the solar eclipse last month.

It’s a sweet vision.

What do you call a pig with no eye?

No, seriously. What DO you call a pig with no eye?

xxx

What do Bostonians call an eyeless doe? No idear.

Rat is Stephen’s alter-ego.

I think I’m turning into Rat. Pig is learning from experience, and we should view that as a Good Thing….

Careful, Pig! You might poke your eye out with the sucker stick..

“All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it’s not for eatin’. It’s just for lookin’ through.” Lone Watie The Outlaw Josie Wales

This reminds me of the time I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with a banana.