In Security by Bea R. for October 07, 2017

Don’t give ’em any ideas, Sedine.

Nowadays? Don’t tempt him…

Five Panels Today~!! ❤️

And here I thought The Hubbs would be the most violent player on the field.

Today’s “Body Count” …

- One “Receiver,” along with the initial, moustachioed victim of Sedine’s “Righteous Fury” in Panel #1.

- Another random jock on the “Chopping Block,” along with one shocked, vaguely horrified onlooker in Panel #2.

- One “Whistle-Blower” in Panel #3. ;)

- The indignant referee returns, accompanied by five “Casualties” in Panel #4.

- And – last, but hardly least – three volunteers for that free ambulance ride in Panel #5.

I guess no one explained the rules to her, but she’s created her own! Be fast as lighting ⚡, jump as high as the stars⭐, be deadly as an assassin ☠, and leave the other team praying ✝️! Those guys are in hot water ♨! Ok, I promise I’ll stop with the emojis now, cross my heart ❤️! XD

I accurately guessed Sedine as a cheerleader being Sam’s secret weapon. Although I don’t think this is about protecting Sam anymore, she’s just honing her martial arts skills. A word of advice, she should drive her hand into their necks, with her sharp nails she’ll be able to puncture necks even better than I can.

Maybe another trip to the Police Station?

Yeah. Illegal footwear.

This is much better than the sleep-inducing game the “pros” play.

NCAA Football Rules, Rule 9

Striking Fouls and Tripping

ARTICLE 2. a. No person subject to the rules shall strike an opponent with the knee; strike an opponent’s helmet (including the face mask), neck,face or any other part of the body with an extended forearm, elbow, locked hands, palm, fist, or the heel, back or side of the open hand; or gouge an opponent (A.R. 9-1-2-I).

THAT’S what law says so!

Oh, wow, never saw this coming. No wonder Sedine is so nuts, she fears no one!

Berserker Mode!

Crazy Sedine mode, Deploy!

Crazy Sedine mode, Deploy!

Crazy Sedine mode, Deploy!

Oops said that too many times

She stands above her opponents, posing like a wrestler, showing off her “guns.”

With apologies to the immortal Hulk Hogan, she would probably would have said “What’cha gonna do, when Sedinemania runs wild over you? BRUTHUURR!!”

She’s taking on men at least twice her size and girth an chopping them down like trees.

It’s official, this woman is completely cray-cray… but I like it! Plus she looks sooooo hawt in that last panel!

And playing in heels! You go girl!