Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 01, 2000

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Sid: Duke? Sid. I've got some candidates. Tell me what you're looking for. Duke: Well, Trump's little cookie is a brunette, so I want a blonde upgrade, plus a killer body. Sid: Well, that narrows the field... Duke: Plus, I don't want someoe with too much self-esteem. The campaign isn't about them. Sid: Hmm...that just leaves...nah..she'd never do it. Boopsie: I need a change. B.D.: Take a class.