Herman by Jim Unger for October 14, 2017

Of course, first-grade students usually aren’t seven-foot-tall gorillas, either!

Abby… something

But he’s still under warranty.

Actually, he’ll be 200 years old, next year.

But we’ll make an exception this time and sign you to a full sports scolarship, and you wont need a brain for that.

Inga: He would have an enormous schwanzstucker.Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.Inga: Voof.Igor: He’s going to be very popular.