Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for October 04, 2017

YES, preach on brother! Down with kale, quinoa, and soy milk! (eggplant ain’t so bad.)

Huh, eggplant’s the only thing I truly hate. Eggplant, tomatoes (don’t talk to me about garden-fresh tomatoes, it’s BECAUSE the taste is stronger that they’re even worse), and deep-fried pork rinds.

“The broccoli must die!” (Stewie Griffin)

Isn’t everyone allergic to gluten now? I once bought a big box of gluten free cereal because it discounted to $1. I wound up eating the box instead; it tasted better that the cereal. (Not really, but I got about halfway through the cereal then threw it out.)

I’ll bet Opus doesn’t get all bent out of shape because she doesn’t care for meat (if I’m not mistaken about this character).

I firmly believe that someday someone of importance will point and laugh at all of us and announce “fooled you, it’s really pronounced kwin-oh-uh!”

Funny.

Yes, and I’m overwhelmed by a putrid tidal wave of misandry.

Boy, you sure hit this one on the nose!(And with Opus, that’s an easy mark.)

Today happens to be National Kale Day. A good day to protest kale.

Down with kale!

Is Opus a closet misogynist? Or does he just wish he had the equipment to be one? Is Abby a misandrist?

Meh. As long as they’re funny….

Well folks. Like your granny told you “You are what you eat.” Eat healthy, be healthy. Eat crap, be…. Your choice.

I miss Hodge-Podge and Portnoy…