Pickles by Brian Crane for October 17, 2017

If I did flatulence at the table, I would hate to sprayed. Come on, Opal, I didn’t intentionally do it!

Maybe Opal should eat alone.

Learn to cook Earl… and IMHO that was unconscionable, Opal

That doesn’t work with my cats and it probably won’t work with Earl, either.

It’s a soldier’s right to complain.

Opal needs to set it to fire like a squirt gun.

In what sense was anything that Earl said a complaint? I love sausage and rice casserole, and it’s even better on the fourth day.

Eat it all on day two.

or pulls out their cellphone

This must be their last supper.

uh, how does one tell a complaint from a statement of fact? Intonation I suppose.

That spray bottle is going to be really uncomfortable when I place it in a place where the sun doesn’t shine………sideways.

Sometimes people have difficulty eating with their mouths shut.

If you don’t like it then don’t look.

xxx

I’d be the one getting sprayed at our table, I’m the one who burps!