Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 12, 2017

6th grade health class movie?

That one shakes everybody up.

no sausage party here

We’re all shocked when we first learn the truth!

Next week – How Laws Are Made

Otto von Bismark remarked, “People who like sausage and respect the law should not watch either being made.” Having been in the business I also add, “Or depend on software.”

That application was not released; it escaped.

Remember that film called “The Miracle of Life”? Well they used to show that in health class and that was the look on our faces once it was over. Btw, this was in the 80’s before they had to send permissions slips to the parents. Seeing a woman give vaginal birth to a baby didn’t need the action of Congress, parent permission slips, a mental evaluation from a child psychiatrist, etc. Kids would just file into class, the teacher would have the tv set and VCR set up. Roll call, then lights would go off and the movie would begin.

Hot dog horror!

Now they’re able to see the whole pig-ture.

It’s the wurst.

Last year there was the movie “Sausage Party”.

This was a horror movie. Next week, they’ll go to a comedy – “What You Look Like”.