Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for October 31, 2017
October 30, 2017
November 01, 2017
Transcript:
Why Halloween Sucks Easter What you get: Chocolate delivered to you in the comfort of your own home. What you have to do for it: Nothing. Christmas What you get: Gifts delivered to you in the comfort of your own home. What you have to do for it: Be nice Halloween What you get: candy What you have to do for it: Dress up in a costume Take a cold walk around the neighborhood to everybody else homes Trick or treat! - Beg them to give you stuff.
Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago
This is the viewpoint of a child, or a delusional adult.
Halloween is open for participation (or not) as you see fit. The other two are tied to family and religion and obligation. Halloween is the best holiday with the least baggage.
Arianne about 7 years ago
And don’t forget: Eggs and toilet paper are getting very expensive, if you can’t manage to swipe them from home.
Ida No about 7 years ago
The reason Halloween doesn’t suck – all the other holidays, you have to give stuff back to everyone else of equal or greater value. With Halloween, the candy is all one-way.