Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2017

Who thinks Goat or Zebra would be a better press secretary?

LMAO!!!

A superb choice. The perfect complement to the president.

I wonder if Larry watches Saturday Night Live?

Slogan of the office of White House Press Secretary: Prevarication – Job #1 since 1929.

Oh, look at Sean Spicer! Or is it Bagdad Bob? I can never tell those two apart. Now that Sanders woman, and the skinny jezebel, those you can tell apart.

Larry, has the job just about perfectly down.

haha, I can’t even recall the last time the Crocs mixed it up with the rest of the regular cast. Have they even interacted with Rat before?

I don’t care what anyone says: Larry has been, and always will be, my favorite character in Pearls. Moments like these are why!

Your job is dealing with inane, grandstanding questions from reporters. What bright person would ever want to be Press Secretary?

Crocs have butts?

Larry is a GIANT step up from The Spiceweasel, or Hucksterbee! And, he’s SMARTER, too!

Lying Sarah Hucksterbee always has a sour look on her face like she just discovered a joint hidden in her kid’s bible.

PERFECT!

Can’t be any worse than what we have now.

Larry, the apex “swamp creature,” in his natural environment, Washington.

Dumb Donald is Rat’s new press secretary?

I love it when all the little liberal dweebs try to express themselves. They still can’t get over the fact they got their butts kicked.

Excellent choice!

xxx

8 years TRUMP, 8 years RAT !!!

NOW we’re talkin’!

I already like him better than Sean Spicer.

Our tag-team of ultra-leftist hacks make reading a comic strip more like engaging in political warfare.

I support Larry! I might even support President Rat!

Why is this supposed to be funny? I see no humor in it at all.

DAMINT PASTIS! DON’T GIVE TRUMP ANY IDEAS!

Larry and Bob should help cleen swamp

No thanks, Larry…