Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 21, 2017

Aye spot on FIVESTRING65; They love dead meat,not tiny piles of shite.

But they hum while they eat, tricking some into believing they’re hummingbirds.

are all the criminals as short as the Fink?

Vlad the Impaler kept the impaled bodies of his victims in front of his castle in Transylvania.

Gallows humor?

Put them in armor and you can have wind chimes.

I maintain a bird feeder. When a hawk comes into the yard, I’m reminded that I’m filling it with bird food food.

Morbid but funny

The King is a Fink.

“that ain’t funny, that’s sick”

ALMOST everybody!