Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for October 20, 2017

Hard to say this was a surprise though.

Perhaps you could rescue just his “small fried oysters” using a small hook, rather than allowing all of him to fall into the open door.

Would have been nice to have a jetpack just now. Stupid suppression department.

Way to miss the rotors, too! Or they would’ve been chopped clams..

Who called it?

That had to hurt.

Now I’m wondering about this epic flamewar that Nick is talking about.