The Big Picture by Lennie Peterson for October 14, 2017

This begs to be sung out loud to the meter and melody of “Eve of Destruction”! Go on, try it! See what I mean?

Over or under? Just put it on the back lid of the toilet and let them unroll it the way they want to.

We’re all on the same page here. Over

This was a cat household. When you have a cat, you quit doing over.

I hope Donald Trump doesn’t see this. He’ll start tweeting about it and it’ll become a national controversy.

Actually I use a vertical dowel similar to my paper towel holder.

Just be consistent so you can find the loose end in the middle of the night without turning on the light.