Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 31, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Mature?  Huge?  Important?  Outstanding?  Generous?  "Bigly"?

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    They Boo Berry their feelings.

    (Which can lead to cereal killers.)

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    I know, those “jokes” are beneath contempt, not even worth knock-knocking.

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    But serially, that’s a very haunting image.

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    Arianne  about 7 years ago

    We don’t usually have these kinds of jokes on Frog Applause.

    Just once in a blue moon.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 7 years ago

    They cannot get back into the cemetery. If they aren’t back by dawn, they cannot remain as ghosts, and will have to move on.

    I know what you’re thinking, “Why don’t they just float over the fence or through the gate?” But it’s not that easy. They cannot think independently without meat brains and have to observe limitations set upon them.If they were still meat, they could find a solution, but they aren’t properly motivated.

    They just aren’t dying to get in.

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    INGSOC   about 7 years ago

    ‘I got a rock’ – Charlie Brown

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    Radish...   about 7 years ago
    “Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the dogs of war”.

    Would you like a Walnetto?

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    coltish1  about 7 years ago

    Just ask Frankie Valli.

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    coltish1  about 7 years ago

    And I love the bottoms of the fence posts – clearly visible beneath the ghosts.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 7 years ago

     

    (that’s just … an alibi)

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    The Old Wolf  about 7 years ago

    Big ghosts don’t cry. Big girls don’t cry. Boys don’t cry. Suppress your feelings. Don’t let them out. Kick the cat and oppress minorities instead.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 7 years ago

    BOO!

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    *Hot Rod*  about 7 years ago

    Cry a little cry for me..

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    Linguist  about 7 years ago

    The ghost of Johnnie Ray sings “Cry”

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    *Hot Rod*  about 7 years ago

    Do big ghosts boooogie?

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    Larry Miller Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I thought for Halloween, “Big Ghouls Don’t Cry” would also be appropriate. Did a search for a video of that and got one result with that exact title. Very short but the words weren’t what I’d hoped. The video part was F.A. compatible though imho.

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    INGSOC   about 7 years ago

    Within the Midwest, it is a privilege to have a feel for each of The Four Seasons..

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    Sisyphos  about 7 years ago

    “Boo” who?

    “Boo” to you, too, you Ghostly Three! Greetings of the Eve of All Hallows!

    (Please stop staring. Try floating, like Ivory Soap. It’s cleaner.)

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    *Hot Rod*  about 7 years ago

    It’s a cleaner.

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    haikumiko  about 7 years ago

    Who boo?

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