Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 31, 2017

Mature?  Huge?  Important?  Outstanding?  Generous?  "Bigly"?

They Boo Berry their feelings.

(Which can lead to cereal killers.)

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I know, those “jokes” are beneath contempt, not even worth knock-knocking.

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But serially, that’s a very haunting image.

We don’t usually have these kinds of jokes on Frog Applause.

Just once in a blue moon.

They cannot get back into the cemetery. If they aren’t back by dawn, they cannot remain as ghosts, and will have to move on.

I know what you’re thinking, “Why don’t they just float over the fence or through the gate?” But it’s not that easy. They cannot think independently without meat brains and have to observe limitations set upon them.If they were still meat, they could find a solution, but they aren’t properly motivated.

They just aren’t dying to get in.

‘I got a rock’ – Charlie Brown

Would you like a Walnetto?

Just ask Frankie Valli.

And I love the bottoms of the fence posts – clearly visible beneath the ghosts.

(that’s just … an alibi)

Big ghosts don’t cry. Big girls don’t cry. Boys don’t cry. Suppress your feelings. Don’t let them out. Kick the cat and oppress minorities instead.

BOO!

Cry a little cry for me..

The ghost of Johnnie Ray sings “Cry”

Do big ghosts boooogie?

I thought for Halloween, “Big Ghouls Don’t Cry” would also be appropriate. Did a search for a video of that and got one result with that exact title. Very short but the words weren’t what I’d hoped. The video part was F.A. compatible though imho.

Within the Midwest, it is a privilege to have a feel for each of The Four Seasons..

“Boo” who?

“Boo” to you, too, you Ghostly Three! Greetings of the Eve of All Hallows!

(Please stop staring. Try floating, like Ivory Soap. It’s cleaner.)

It’s a cleaner.

Who boo?